Posted by Steve
Monday, December 21, 2020 4:07 PM
Your team stands ready
to fight and snipe
whoever dares to
defuse the spike.
'OFF YOUR FEET!'
a Swedish voice screams.
Confusion and terror
surrounds your team.
Tremors blast across the ground.
Shattering your hopes and plan
Ears deafened, by the sound,
All you can do is stand.
Stunned and blinded,
you are filled with dread.
One by one,
your friends drop dead.
The spikes gonna explode
so you try to flee.
an aftershock in your face
is the last thing you see.
(but it does only 149 damage and you one tap the breach gg EZ)
References
- https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/comments/kgrnum/a_poem_i_wrote_about_breachs_ult_p/
- https://reddit.com/kgrnum
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