Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

My name is Phoenix,

And I'm coming for you,

From the release until here and now,

The many hours this game took me from WoW,

Riot telling us to defy the limit,

We grinding the battlepass every hour and minute,

People on twitter saying the game is dead,

Don't be misled,

By these people hiding behind their computer screens,

Who not even close to out of their teens,

Sometimes I don't know what to do,

These toxic players will get the better of you,

Just a chill guy,

W/ chill vibes,

Overcoming these challenges,

Even though riot doesn't know what balance is,

I love this game, expensive skins and all,

I'll be there during this games eventual downfall,

Valorant right now is free to anyone,

Stick around a bit the fun has only just begun.