Cheesy Valorant Agent Pick-Up Lines

Posted by Steve

Tuesday, May 18, 2021 7:14 PM

Here's a list of a few random cheesy pick-up lines I've thought up and want to share with you all simply for the laughs, and do not recommend using them unless you're simply joking with friends (I'm not responsible for anything that happens to you if you use them outside of that context):

  • Are you Cypher? Cause I'd give you my corpse.
  • Are you Sova? Cause I can't hide from your sight.
  • Are you Skye? Cause your beauty blinds me.
  • Are you Raze? Cause, like Flights, you move like a beast.
  • Are you Sage? Cause your personality heals me.
  • Are you Reyna? Cause you stole my heart.
  • Are you Pheonix? Cause you set my passion alight.
  • Are you Astra? Cause your beauty is like the stars... vast and endless.
  • Are you Breach? Cause your beauty and personality stun me.
  • Are you Jett? Cause you Gracefully fell into my heart.
  • Are you Brimstone? Cause you make my logic fog up and become useless.
  • Are you Viper? Cause your toxicity has me addicted.
  • Are you Yoru? Cause your beauty and personality have me outgunned and outplayed.
  • Are you Killjoy? Cause you can make me vulnerable anytime. (Thanks to u/Mozambiquehere14 for pointing out that I forgot to include KJ!)
  • Are you Omen? Cause you TPed into my heart. (Thanks to u/Lilcute for notifying me that I missed Omen! And Thank you u/RivalRudra for providing one since I had forgotten the one I had thought up!)

As of now, that's 1 line for each agent currently in the game. I hope you've enjoyed these lines and had a laugh!

I invite you to reply with your own cheesy agent pickup lines, as long as they aren't crossing the line of harassment (actually scrapped a Reyna line for that reason). For more Valorant pick up lines you can also check out Valorant Pick Up Lines here

References

  • https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/comments/nex1wn/cheesy_valorant_agent_pickup_lines/
  • https://reddit.com/nex1wn

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