Posted by Steve
Thursday, January 5, 2023 7:00 PM
Disclaimer:>! I do not condone or encourage any actions that may be in violation of any rules in any way, shape or form. This is also a parody, so everything below is not meant to offend anyone, but is made for entertainment purposes only.!<
Iron: You're the definition of bot, kind of like one of those practice bots everyone shoots in the Range.
Bronze: You think you qualify for VCT now that you got out of Iron, but you probably just ended up losing to the ONE Bronze 2 Reyna who is totally not spinbotting.
Silver: You try to copy TenZ flicks and copy them in the range, but your sheriff shots would probably end up in Mars.
Gold: You're the average *insert defining trait of you here*
Platinum: You think you're good but you're not.
Diamond: Calm your ego I can see it from here.
Ascendant: You don't exist: You either peaked Immo 1 and ended up here, OR you're from Ohio.
Immortal: You're spending most of your time boosting some girl (or men, thanks u/The_Cosmos- ) who has zero interest in you, OR you're one of the rarer Immos who are actually about to hit Radiant.
Radiant: You're some bootleg "coach" that would happily teach any hardstuck Silver to stop copying TenZ flicks and copy yours, also teach them the idea of playing any role that isn't a duelist (Sorry my non-duelist mains hardstuck Silver)
References
- https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/comments/103q24i/describing_every_rank_in_one_sentence_mostly/
- https://reddit.com/103q24i
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