Yesterday during an unrated match, my wife and I were getting stumped by the enemy Jett. She was wide-swing-one-tapping us and clearing corners like a well-trained K9. She had 20+ kills by the time we switched side. She even taunted us in the chat, said something along the line of “who put bots on easy?” I thought the Jett was just good at this game, but my wife was not having it. So she reported her ass and guess what, rito daddy came to the rescue.

Moral of the story: report if you smell something fishy and listen to your wife.

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