Duelist Bait

Posted by Steve

Thursday, January 28, 2021 6:16 AM

This is my cracked poem about baiting. I know it’s trash but I was bored in class so I wrote this.

If you insta-lock your duelists, please, do not baaait. As an entry frag agent. Don’t let the entry agent be Saaaaage.

Don’t talk shit to “lower” players because you are top fraaag. It hurts their ego and they play worse, then we lose more fucking elo.

Nobody cares if you have 30+ kills. Cuz you have no spike deFUSES. I dare you to play a Sentinel and you’ll be fucking clueless.

At least this is my opinion so I mean take it as you will.

References

  • https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/comments/l68u7a/duelist_bait/
  • https://reddit.com/l68u7a

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