How do I keep my girlfriend from finding out that I've started another match?

Posted by Steve

Tuesday, July 20, 2021 3:52 AM

I have my game set so that it mutes when it is not currently the "active" program. I press "play" and then I alt tab. But every time the game starts, it says "MATCH FOUND" as loud as my grandmother screams at me to grab her walking cane when she wants to go from the bed to the kitchen. Every time the game starts, my girlfriend apparently hears from 30 fucking miles away and comes upstairs to yell at me. "You said that was your last fucking game!" She doesn't understand that ending on a loss is the same as watching your family being castrated in 4k HD.

Edit: I'm playing with headphones and not speakers! The sound is just that loud! Please stop suggesting I need speakers! I am dating a vulture.

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