Posted by Steve
Tuesday, November 15, 2022 4:21 AM
My throat hurts like hell, most probably from tonsils. And swallowing feels like absolute death. So I downloaded Valo to try and forget about all of those. All of a sudden, I started having nightmares about this stupid game. All of those nightmares are, of course, all me in extremely stressful situations. 1v5's, footsteps from all 7 directions, me out of ammo in a 1v1, defusing a spike when the black goo started pouring out, etc, etc. I'm only level 8, and I'm starting to think I'm in purgatory waiting for judgement.
References
- https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/comments/ytz21w/i_cant_take_this_any_more_i_cant_stop_dreaming/
- https://reddit.com/ytz21w
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