i have spent countless hours dedicating my life to intensely staring at viper's face. here is one of the outcomes of my shameless pastime

Posted by Steve

Monday, January 4, 2021 9:24 PM

hello, i am simp. you may have seen me thirst here before, and i am back to express my love for miss sabine [last name] some more because all i do in my life now is think about her and CRY (before i would just cry but now i do BOTH)

behold, the latest result of doing nothing but thinking and looking at viper valorant's face for hours on end

it's a shame vipers are a venomous type of snake and do not constrict their prey because i would pay to be choked to death by her

and because i am an artist, it is time for me to point out every mistake i have made since all artists ever do is hate their art and never finish a wip (this drawing? was supposed to have more but i said nah)

so you see, i thought to myself, "i'm going to add some more ~𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟~ to this sour milk of a woman and make her a bit of a snerson" (a snake person, she is one singular individual unit (also is she single? rioters please message me back with an answer) and sneeple is plural)

as an enthusiast of herpetology, i am absolutely ashamed of what i have done. i KNOW snake scales do not look like that, yet i did it ANYWAY because i am LAZY. i am DEVASTATED looking back at my actions, but i also could not care less right now because i have lost the ability to use my dominant hand right now after deciding i could not take any more of this torture and rushed to finish this piece without taking any breaks to avoid the possibility of my entire arm seizing up (can't play valorant now but it's honestly for the best since i'd be losing games too)

before anyone asks, i do not know how many hours went into this and i don't want to because i don't need to know how much time i wasted on this only to give up and completely fuck up what was an amazing start (i'm not surprised since i always do that, but i am still disappointed as usual). i also did not erase the lines from the bare minimum i had of a sketch because i am once more, LAZY and STUPID

used same materials as before. shitty sketch paper and shitty felt pens that are dying on me because i don't know how to control myself and made everything too dark so all my hard work was for naught

anyway thank u 4 viewing my post make sure you like and subscribe and hit the bell icon for more mediocre content i hope you have an above average day ♥

References

  • https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/comments/kpyvxz/i_have_spent_countless_hours_dedicating_my_life/
  • https://reddit.com/kpyvxz

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