Posted by Steve
Saturday, January 23, 2021 2:55 AM
So here is the run down.
I was playing comp as you do with my friends, battling the low gold arena right now which is a mixture of smurfs, afks, Reyna know-it-alls and instalocking 4 duellists which cause people to scream at you to pick sage when you do decide to solo queue which is a huge mistake...
So anyway. I was playing Icebox, defence first which is good as that is what I personally prefer. I do my usual go kitchen wall tube and wait for some unfortunate soul to peak under tube and get their head shot off with a ghost, when my aim is working. Then I did something I have NEVER done before on this map which is the reason I am writing the post.
I decided it would be a good idea to look at the things on the walls and on the sides of the kitchen to appreciate all of the work Riot do to bring us some nice content. I saw some nice peaches, I thought that was a good addition, nice to know our agents are getting one of their 5 a day before fighting and a nice energy boost. Someone asking people to stop building snowman and a little doodle saying no, I enjoyed that, gave me a little smile. Oh and I cannot forget employee of the month, good on you Paul! We all thank you for the work you do.
However, whilst I was doing this nice little adventure I found and experienced something that meant I had to write this post and get someone, anyone to experience the anguish I felt and hopefully Riot will take into my considerations and remove Icebox.
I found this - A carton of milk which was labelled - diet milk
HOW DARE THEY
this is the worst thing I have EVER experienced in ANY game I have ever played.
I no longer want to play this game in the fear that I will get Icebox and have to face that disgusting awful thing.
References
- https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/comments/l24b9y/icebox_needs_to_be_removed_from_the_game_and_this/
- https://reddit.com/l24b9y
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