I'm talking about a machine from which you would choose one agent at a time and once you shoot "Start", the machine throws out every ability of that agent, with a couple second intervals between the abilities. Why? So that you could learn...

It's not fair for your to-be teammates that they're missing out on important comms from a player who's too toxic to communicate. If you're not mature enough to not rage, you're not old enough to play the game - and your teammates shouldn't...