So, a game of unrated in Split starts. From the very first round I notice something odd: rest of my team is messing around at our spawn and killing themselves. This goes on for a few rounds and the opposing team takes note. My team casts surrender vote, because "we need fast" "we want to FF" etc. Well, I did not start a match only to surrender after a few rounds of team killing at spawn...

With me joining forces with the opposing team, we start taking turns in winning the rounds while spending the absolute (well, close to it...) maximum amount of time available, meaning aiming to start the bomb plant with 4s left and finishing the defuse with 0.01s left. We only started doing this after the first 5 rounds or so and we still managed to waste 57:16 of time. Nobody from my team left, which kinda baffles me. I mean, these folks were in such a hurry at first, but ended up staying there for the entire 57:16...

Call me petty, but I got quite a bit of satisfaction out of this. Also, kudos to the enemy team for wasting all this time with me. Just one question: AITA?