Certainly an interesting reason to forfeit. I once had someone claim they needed to ff because they were literally pissing themselves. Anyone care to share their interesting ones?

Edit: the replies here have shown me that there are 3 types of people. The ones who ff because it's funny, those who have hilarious excuses and those who are genuinely nice people. Good to see this community isnt as toxic as some people make it out to be :)

Edit 2: holy shit thanks for the upvotes and awards lmao