Posted by Steve
Wednesday, January 13, 2021 1:14 PM
Twas the night before patch day
And all through the server
Not an agent was flashing
or dashing with fervor
--
All the phoenix's sleep
Their flashes gone out
and there's Jett curled up
with her cute little pout
--
Sova plugs in his drone
to give it a charge
viper fills up her gas cans
to make her cloud large
--
Skye brings in her pets
she won't miss a critter
Omen looks at his nerf
and tries not to be bitter
--
Breach passed out on the sofa
He'll be doing no harm
As quiet cypher steals
A servo from his arm
--
Sage goes to meditate
in a corner of Haven
Brim trims up his beard
but he won't go clean-shaven
--
Reyna stands at the mirror
to practice her leer
Killjoy is German
so she grabs a beer
--
Raze packs all her grenades
For more explosions this session
Yoru slicks back his hair
for a good first impression
--
All the devs and the writers and artists at Riot
Look at the new skin line - they hope you will buy it
--
The casuals and tryhards and casters and pros
Start pressing F5 to read the patch notes
--
There's placements to play
Glory to be won
But this act lets remember:
Lets all have Fun!
References
- https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/comments/kvn0lq/my_poem_for_patch_day/
- https://reddit.com/kvn0lq
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