Twas the night before patch day

And all through the server

Not an agent was flashing

or dashing with fervor

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All the phoenix's sleep

Their flashes gone out

and there's Jett curled up

with her cute little pout

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Sova plugs in his drone

to give it a charge

viper fills up her gas cans

to make her cloud large

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Skye brings in her pets

she won't miss a critter

Omen looks at his nerf

and tries not to be bitter

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Breach passed out on the sofa

He'll be doing no harm

As quiet cypher steals

A servo from his arm

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Sage goes to meditate

in a corner of Haven

Brim trims up his beard

but he won't go clean-shaven

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Reyna stands at the mirror

to practice her leer

Killjoy is German

so she grabs a beer

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Raze packs all her grenades

For more explosions this session

Yoru slicks back his hair

for a good first impression

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All the devs and the writers and artists at Riot

Look at the new skin line - they hope you will buy it

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The casuals and tryhards and casters and pros

Start pressing F5 to read the patch notes

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There's placements to play

Glory to be won

But this act lets remember:

Lets all have Fun!