To preface, the joke was in itself not the greatest but the timing was impeccable.

Anyways, i’m duo queued in an unrated match with my friend just to chill for a little bit. I’m playing kj and they’re playing reyna, neither of us are really popping off but we’re still winning. Then randomly, one of our teammates just says “your name suits you kj”(my name being DerpNoob76). i’m playing on 30 frames so like i don’t really give a damn(they had 7 kills too tho lol). I just ignore it. Then later they say “reyna you should change your name to derp noob #2” and also starts being toxic to the other team.

i’m a little pissed so i tell them to stfu in chat and just to play the game and chill since it’s unrated. just like usual, it doesn’t work. kind of annoying but not much we can do. anyways, cut to the second half, i molly bomb and win the round, but i whiff and don’t get the kill. my toxic teammate says “i think i just had a stroke”(they were spectating me since i was last alive). and then the most glorious moment of my day came. my friend drops the bomb. “stroke deez nuts” they say, and as if in queue the other team surrenders, leaving our teammate to have no time to respond.

imagining some probably 12 year old kid furiously attempting to type a reply made my night.