Most methods of ranking the agents are fairly personal and arbitrary, but there's a way to rank them that's completely and totally objective: By how many syllables are in their names.

Valorant agents ranked by how many syllables are in their names

At first you might assume that there's no value in this ranking. Surely there's nothing that can be learned from it. The devs give each agent a one or two syllable name to make callouts easy for players, obviously. But is it really that simple?

Probably.

But is it really?