You're telling me KJ gave every agent a defuser, and Jett didn't slap stickers on it? You mean to tell me that Raze didn't spill any paint on the thing, like she sudden gained a profound sense of respecting other people things? You sit there, wide eyed and slack jawed, expecting me of all people to believe that Cypher wouldn't give his, objectively, most important gadget a tiny little matching hat????? C'mon.

Would be cool as rank rewards too. What would a radiant defuser look like?

The world may never know.