I am a software engineer by day, valorant nerd by night. I had an idea for a background program that will detect exactly when the bomb is planted (monitor specific pixels at top of screen for red spike icon color) and start a timer that is...

Why? Who thought that was a good idea? Why hasn’t she been touched since 91’? Why do devs thinking having a Smurf queen is acceptable? Who deserves this kick in the nuts?