I am a bronze 3 player and I have heard so many funny/ridiculous things from random teammates so I wanted to hear some other things people have heard. The top 2 I have heard recently were:

1. We were down a player so we had an extra orb, but it was still a close game, our bottom frag Raze says "hey let me cap the orb, I wanna get an alt clip" she proceeds to not get a kill with the alt and we lose.

2. One guy says "don't defuse yet, I need to pack a bowl"