Posted by Steve
Monday, December 5, 2022 9:53 AM
I just started playing this game again on a new account, the amount of times Ive locked in reyna and I hear “oh man u fked up dude, you were about to get the carry of a lifetime”
Or while in game you dont do exactly what these losers command “yo im going to throw unless you ____ is that what u want?”
Or “LOL this is what low elo is like LOOOL”
Or “What am I watching HAHAHA”
I know the majority of you losers are definitely here lurking, did you know that literally nobody cares that u r smurfing, so keep reminding everyone to stroke ur ego. I actually dont understand why u guys r like this, especially when no one asks and u feel like its something you have to mention.
This is like going to a 13 year olds party and telling anyone who will listen that you go to parties with alcohol all the time and this party is lame af.
On top of this can u guys have ur own personality LMFAO, every single one of you guys are fking clones saying shit like no cap bruh rizz ohio meme omegapoggers kekw. Yet somehow everyone else is an npc.
I honestly am not even mad, i genuinely feel bad for anyone like this. I get the worst second hand embarrassment when i hear yall losers open ur mouths to cry for attention.
References
- https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/comments/zbossg/the_smurfs_who_need_to_constantly_remind_the_team/
- https://reddit.com/zbossg
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