Hey fellow gamers! I just had the privilege of playing a few rounds with some truly enlightening individuals, and boy, do I have some pearls of wisdom to share with you all. You see, it turns out that the best strategists and analysts are those who have just met their untimely demise. Let's take a moment to appreciate these prodigious talents and their profound insights:

"If your aim is this bad, why did you pick Reyna?" Ah, yes, the classic conundrum. Because obviously, one's agent choice should always be solely based on their aim prowess. Who cares about abilities, utility, or any tactical considerations? It's all about that sweet, sweet aim, folks. Let's disregard the fact that Reyna has other strengths besides being a one-tap machine.

"Sage, go res me! I am safe (he is not)." Ah, the gallant cry of the fallen hero, convinced of their invincibility and the infallible instincts of their sage companion. Who needs to exercise caution or make smart decisions when you have the eternal protection of the almighty Sage? Let's forget that the Sage has her own priorities and can't simply revive every fallen comrade in the middle of a war zone.

"KJ, use ult! KJ, walk! KJ, run! KJ, gun out!" Ah, the master tactician who loves to micromanage. Why bother letting your teammates play their own game and make their own decisions when you can dictate their every move? After all, it's not like people have different play styles or roles within a team. Just mold everyone into your perfect vision of a mindless drone. Perfection guaranteed!

"If only we had a good Jett, we would have won by now." Ah, the blame game, where all of life's problems can be attributed to a single underperforming teammate. It's simple math, really. Subtract the Jett's kills from the enemy team's score, add your own unassailable genius, and voilà - an instant victory. Who needs teamwork, coordination, or strategic thinking? Just replace that mediocre Jett, and all your dreams will come true.

So there you have it, folks! The wonderful world of post-mortem wisdom, where the fallen heroes rise as the sages of insight. Let's not forget to bask in their brilliance and thank them for gracing us with their unparalleled expertise. Truly, it's a sight to behold.

May we all strive to reach such heights of knowledge and enlightenment, and remember, the next time you meet an unfortunate demise, you too can join the ranks of these virtuosos and bestow your invaluable wisdom upon your teammates. Until then, happy gaming and may your deaths be ever insightful!