Posted by Steve
Tuesday, December 28, 2021 2:55 AM
Thought this was rather funny. Take it as a joke and don't take it too seriously.
Duelists
Raze: Everyone thinks they can satchel like Flights... but can't... *Copium*
Reyna: Instalock at all ranks
Jett: One Trick Pony
Yoru: Who TF is Yoru?
Phoenix: Who actually mains Phoenix?
Initiators
Skye: Pick rate before nerf= 100%. After nerf = 30%
Sova: "My favourite steamer is Average Jonas"
Breach: Basically only initiator who cant convert off of own utility. RIP :/
Kay/O: " I used to play CSGO, I know how to pop-flash"
Sentinel
Cypher: *Whole team rotates*… *Cypher still on cam* (Pedo)
Killjoy: Team work is over rated... I only play off my own utility
Chamber: He doesn't/barley even sound/s French
Sage: I play Sage because I dont have a main
Controller:
Astra: Let met IGL so that I can be useful.
Viper: Line up Larry
Brimstone: If there was a Controller food chain. Brimstone would be at the bottom
Omen: Omen outplays?? ah nvm, must have been a dream.
References
- https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/comments/rp4ax3/valorant_agent_stereotypes/
- https://reddit.com/rp4ax3
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