Posted by Steve
Tuesday, August 3, 2021 3:24 PM
After a bad day of ranked, my personal revision to the names of each character:
- Yoru = Cyberpunk Emo Flash
- Kay/O = Robot Flash
- Skye = Lady Tarzan Flash
- Phoenix = Fire Boy Flash
- Breach = Beardy Boy Flash
- Reyna = Vampire Flash
- Astra = Space Girl Smoke
- Brimstone = G.I. Joe Smoke
- Viper = Spicy Snake Smoke
- Jett = Token Korean Smoke
- Omen = Goth Smoke
- Raze = Boom Boom Girl
- Sova = Blue Arrow (Like Green Arrow with less money)
- Killjoy = Science Girl
- Sage = It-Doesn't-Matter-Because-Either-No-One-Plays-Her-Or-She-Dies-First-Anyway Girl
Edit: Formatted for easier reading
References
- https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/comments/owxeig/valorant_character_renames/
- https://reddit.com/owxeig
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