Posted by Steve
Tuesday, April 27, 2021 4:36 AM
Ok ok, hear me out.
Everyone says the Prime Vandal is aimbot. Basically any gun skin is hax at this point. But the problem is, aimbot is cheating. It's illegal. This is how Riot scams you. Riot knows you are going to pick up that aimbot skin on the ground. They know you like it. So they entice you buy it. When you buy the skin, the aimbot is removed. This is scam part. They take your money and you get a gun skin. The problem here, is that those gun skins have one FATAL flaw in design that everyone overlooks.
RGB.
You heard me right. Those guns, have no RGB. We all know RGB increases PC Performance and helps you game. But, its not aimbot. After all, it merely enhances your game performance. However, it is not enough to beat the campers in deathmatch or the smurfs that everyone and their mother complains about. Riot, being the gigabrain company they are, gave us these. Something we did not deserve. SOMETHING, that will change the Valorant e-sports scene forver. SOMETHNNG THAT WILL CHANGE THE GAME AS A WHOLE. I present to you...

RGB GUNS.
YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. ROIT GAMES FINNALY GAV US PERMANTENLT AIMBOT. RGB GUNS BRO. THE DRIP IS CLEAN. YOU CAN NOW SYNC YOUR RAZER VIPER ULTIMAT AND RAZYR KEEBROAD WITH THESE GUNS SKINS, GIVING YOU NOT ONLY AIMBOT,M BUT WILL TURN U INTO A KOVAAKS GOD. YOU WILL DOMINATGE YOUR OPPONANTS WITH RGB ODAN.
YOU HAV THE RGB BUCK, WHICH WILL REVERT THE BUCK BACK TO ITS GIGACHAD SNIPPER FROM AND YOU CAN DISCO DOMINATE IN DEATHMATCH BY CAMPIMNG.
YOU HAVE RGB SHEREEF, WHICH WILL GIVE YOU AIMLOCC ON PEOPLES HEADS AND THEIR BUMS, AND YOU CAN BECUM RADANT. YOU ALSO HAB RGB FRANZY, WHICH WILL INCEREASE THE FIREATE BY 69 TIMES THE ORGINEL.
AND THE RGB PHANOM. THIS WILL DETHRONE PRIM VANDEL AS NOT ONLY WILL A HEHSHOT DO 420 DMG, BUT THE FIREATE HAS SRUPASSED EVEN DA ODAN.
Buy the Razer Chroma Collection today fellas.
References
- https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/comments/mz3h4o/valorant_is_going_to_change_forever/
- https://reddit.com/mz3h4o
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