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\"cubby\" but should be renamed \"wiener\"

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It would be appropriate to call this "weiner" instead of "cubby". Cubby is a boring word, kuh bee, bee? there is a dog there, not a bee! But chad weiner is more fitting, with there being a weiner doggy living in the corner of "kuhbee".

Wouldn't it be amazing to call out "they're all on my weiner" or "they're running up on my weiner"? We would even call the strategy of running up from catwalk to weiner "doggy style", which would be perfecto.