Posted by Steve
Tuesday, December 29, 2020 7:28 PM
01 - Brimstone - you hate when League players call your agent Gangplank and you really like Captain Price from Modern Warfare.
**02 - Viper -**despite her being called trash you can't let go of her and I respect that.
03 - Omen - all silenced weapons and full edge, you also teleport to dumbass places, you also take bad time to teleport too.
04 - Killjoy - you hate fun but in more sadistic way which is key difference between you and Raze mains.
05 - Cypher - g-g-g-g-g-g-give me a corpse.
06 -Sova - you ether are Ashe main from League OR you blast hard bass while playing the game, also sHoCk DaRt
07 - Sage - you came from different game like Overwatch or League with terrible aim but will to be main healer of the team buuuuut then Skye was added so you suffer from existential crisis, you probably main Mercy in Overwatch or some sort of healer in your game of origin nonetheless friend of Skye mains.
08 - Phoenix - "don't worry, I got this" "control, about the package..." you are friend and rivals with Jett mains.
09 - Jett - "watch this!" proceeds to miss all daggers and dashes into that room where Brimstone sits with Judge and dies
10 - Rayne - fuck you.
11 - Raze - you hate fun, you enjoy your skilful abilities that can wipe out whole team and ultimate that will ether kill everyone or nobody, rival of Killjoy mains.
12 - Breach - you really like this meme, don't you?
13 - Skye- you are love the land of snakes and spiders and you probably have Steve Irvin waifu pillow, you might enjoy Pokémon too while loving the fact that your existence puts Sage mains into unease yet both of you are friends.
if you wanna do anything to this post remember to let everyone know that Madoka made it and stuff - have fun using it to your liking or something - idk.
References
- https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/comments/kmiwe1/what_your_favourite_agent_says_about_you_post/
- https://reddit.com/kmiwe1
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