Mine is: "You can take the girl out of Salvador, but you'll never take the girl out of Salvador. Wait..." - Raze Or..: "Help a girl out, would ya?" - Skye (idk why but this makes me giggle every time)

I am in a game, the reason that I can text this while in the game, is that I and my friend are literally being held hostage. All three of our teammates don't care about trying and our opponents only care about killing my friend and I. Then...