Posted by Steve
Monday, January 23, 2023 2:41 PM
in what... sick... twisted... f!@#$%-up world does this small, cheap, inexpensive weapon do SO MUCH !@#$ING DAMAGE?????!! I do everything right.. I hold my angles... I peak when I need to... I push when I need to... but NO. No training or preparation, or no amount of time in the entire world can prepare me for how quick I can be erased from existence. MAYBE its 1 guy, then its like, okay fine.. whatever. BUT THE WHOLE TEAM! EVERY GAME, EVERY ECO, I AM HAUNTED BY THIS !@#$.
And get this... WHEN I USE THAT GUN, OH HEAVENS FORBID, ITS A !@#$ING PEA-SHOOTER, I AM SHOOTING THE LEFT-OVERS OF SOME SORRY !@# FROZEN FAMILY DINNER BOUGHT FROM THE DOLLAR STORE AT A !@#$ING 50% MARK-UP!! IT DOES BUM-!@#$ NOTHING. BUT WHEN THEY USE IT! WHEN THEY !@#$ING USE IT, ITS A !@#$ING MINT-CONDITION MILITARY GRADE HEAT-SEEKING MISSLE LAUNCHER. HOLY !@#$.
References
- https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/comments/10j4tin/why_is_no_one_talking_about_how_stupid_the/
- https://reddit.com/10j4tin
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