idk about you, but id pay a good chunk of change to have my favorite gun buddies as a little thing i could clip onto my keys. Some designs would be better than others obviously, but there are already a good amount of artists on sites like E...

Make sure you don't spam your 'Use' key on the envelope while running away or you'll be greeted with the greatest April Fools Joke of all time - blindness. https://imgur.com/gallery/H0FwwNY