That's right gamers!

I cracked the code, it turns out that the more you treat your teammates like non living creatures your kda and game sense miraculous improves tenfold.

I went from dying 40 times in an entire rank match to only dying once. And from only getting 2 kills to getting 500 kills. Additionally, the more insults I shouted towards the miccrophone my teaamtes abilities suddenly improved, I was able to audibly transfer walls, aimbot and immortality to my teammates and gave them reflexes only seen in Esports tournaments.

Each insult was like a boost, one insult gave my teammate with the operator 20 headshots in a row! I couldn't believe it!

Also, I recommend buying every bundle in the game, it gives you haxs and walls, because we all know that skins = wins!

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Now, if you haven't detected the sarcasm, dont be mean to your teammates. If you cannot handle patience and see others not play like you, then take a break. Being a jerk gets you nowhere.