My 100% serious, non biased immortal backed tier list.

Posted by Steve

Thursday, August 26, 2021 1:57 AM

Y'all ever just... sniff?

The big stinkers:

Omen: Havent really read the lore but he's probably got some sort of ethereal stink thats probably worse than normal stink.

Viper: Stinky smelly chemicals. Although for all we know they could smell like cotton candy and roses, but nobody actually survives to tell anyone about it.

Skye: Smells like... nature

Somewhat smelly fellas:

Breach and brimstone: big stronk sweaty men

Phoenix: burnt toast, yuck

Raze: paint and explosive chemicals, what a combo

Yoru: looks like he uses the stinkiest deodorant

Neutral gals:

Jett: idk i cant really imagine her smelling like anything. What does wind even smell like? (theres probably a fart joke here somewhere)

Kay/o: Metal. Not sure what his glowy bits would smell like, probably like nothing. But imagine if they smelled like something completely outrageous like berries or cheddar cheese.

Killjoy: Generic deodorant smell. But also probably metal and electricity.

Aromatic gentlemen:

Cypher: Im not sure why but i just know he smells good, i know it.

Sova: At first i was going to put him in the smelly stinkers category, but then realised his loreal shampoo commercial hair probably smells like expensive hair products, which usually smell nice.

The stinky ladies but in a good way:

Sage: smells like mint with a gentle aroma of flowers

Astra: just put her there for the pun. (heavenly? space? get it?) But probably smells like space. I once read that space smells like steak so pretty good i guess?

Reyna: you cant be an empress if your smell alone doesnt drive everyone around you crazy, amirite

And that concludes my smell fet- i mean body aroma tier list. 100% free range lore accurate tier list, non gmo grass fed tiers. Now 50% off!

References

  • https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/comments/pb8lwr/my_100_serious_non_biased_immortal_backed_tier/
  • https://reddit.com/pb8lwr

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