Posted by Steve
Monday, January 18, 2021 5:48 AM
I’m a sage main. I have a 50 second cool down on my heal. No it isn’t ready, okay it’s been ten seconds bud it still isn’t ready stop asking Ik what to do, OKAY BRO REALLY.
No but really. Stop annoying sages, we know what to do. Especially you back seat gamer kids who die and then commentate the whole game, “sage heal brim, now go heal raze, sage sage sage u have a Rez.” I hate when they say I have a Rez, like I know I do, I can’t ducking use it tho can I. Or if I get picked off and they go sage can you heal me, NO I CANT HEAL U FROM THE AFTERLIFE.
References
- https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/comments/kz0z3t/sage_mains_need_therapy/
- https://reddit.com/kz0z3t
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