Sorry for malding but god all mighty the way some people play DM drives me nuts. I go in, just trying to get into as many gun fights as I can as DM very rarely replicates in game scenarios that I face.. and 9 out of 10,. what I find is the following characters ...

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• The Shift walker: with the volume all the way up, I listen to your every move, I move like a Lioness sniffing its prays fresh blood, you don't see me.. I see you..
• The corner Croucher: Just because I can.. I barely need my movement keys, my entire hand is on crouch like a gods hammer... once I lock into you.. I metamorphize into what is known as.. "the sprayer"..
• The after birth killer: The moment you are born you see me staring at you, aiming precisely at your head, with precise skill - your death follows.. I'm a god!
• The third party late arriver: I chase drama, I wait for it to end, I jump right in..
• The Sprayer (variant Crouch lock sprayer) I see you, I lock into you, I turn into a god you turn into the noob you are,
• The virtuoso camper , or better known as "the person practicing holding angles"..

and then there is the annoying "purist" that expects people to play the game exactly as he wishes... ;)