If you say Ez during a match, next game your agent head size is doubled. This would accurately reflect your ego as well as provide in game incentives to avoid repeat transgressions.

Its very simple, make it so that while its buy phase your satchel can only explode if you recast it. If you don't recast it you can pick it up with f like cypher's cage and killjoy's nanoswarm. If the round starts and you didn't pick it up...