Posted by Steve
Monday, April 12, 2021 9:38 PM
Today I discovered that Valorant terminology can apply to real life! Today at ShopRite I got the perfect parking spot, right next to the entrance. A second later, a car looking for a spot passed by. I timing-ed him perfectly! Just like timing people in Valorant. Also, I got the last box of my favorite donuts. I clutched against everyone in the store who might have wanted that box of donuts. I was thinking in my head about how I can use IRL mental analysis just like this so I can be primed to play at the highest level when I get home and get back on the grind. I think I probably have more depth than most people which is why I had this Valorant moment while shopping for snacks. My spatial awareness and reads on people are on another level. It probably won't be long before I break out of bronze and make it to diamond!
References
- https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/comments/mov8ez/til_valorant_terminology_can_apply_to_real_life/
- https://reddit.com/mov8ez
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