One of my best friends wrote us this epic wedding card!

My wife read it first and was thoroughly confused. She handed it to me and I couldn’t stop cracking up.

Text:

To [me] and [wife],

Congratulations! I’m so happy that I [friend] got to see you guys grow from day 1. We wish you the best of luck in your future together.

As with all relationships, no marriage will be perfect. I’m sure there will be times where you two will be in a Bind and feel like your relationship is an Icebox. Times that threaten to Fracture or even Split your relationship. I hope that in those times, you find a Haven in your love for each other, and put your relationship back on the Ascent. If you can do that, life will be a Breeze. :)

Love, [friend] & [friend]