Posted by Steve
Sunday, December 20, 2020 1:57 AM
I'm silver one, and i was just in a game last night with all bronze's except me, there was a smurf on the other team, he was trash talking from the first round, and by round 3 he was 12-1.
he said things like "wow you guys should stop playing this game" and "what is this elo" along with a lot of things that were blurred out in text chat. He even confirmed he was surfing, which kind of killed everyone's mood on our team.
But then round 4 came along, and I remembered something that a valorant youtuber said (TheKingLive), and it was something along the lines of "sometimes low elo players do things that are so stupid they catch good players off guard"
I noticed that the raze (the smurf) was playing mid, and when we made our location known he would rush over, throw his grenade, and blast pack to us and mow us down while we were distracted by all of the utility. I told my team to make their presence known at A site (we were on split) and to quickly rotate. The raze pushed them and realized my team was rotating and tried to rotate through sewers hoping to flank us once we got to B main, but I was waiting there (because i didn't go with my team initially) and killed him.
He got mad and said something along the lines of "why tf would you be playing there"
We did the same thing the next round except this time I pushed mid and caught him from behind when he went to site.
We realized this guy was easily tilted so we all started making fun of him every time he died, and every time he died he'd say things like "these plays are literally braindead" "I'm losing braincells watching you guys play" "no wonder you're hardstuck in silver 1"
Every round after we'd play passively because smurfs like to chase kills, so we were all waiting for him and he always got outgunned
Me (All): "ok guys he's definitely not a smurf"
He immediately DC'd
One of the best feelings ever, I hate smurfs so it was nice to actually be able to do something about them for once.
To be fair he probably wasn't smurfing from a very high rank, but it still felt good.
Edit: Moral of the story is smurfs always chase kills and get tilted easily, use that to your advantage. We also 9-way reported him for text chat abuse and throwing the game. Hopefully he gets banned.
References
- https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/comments/kfouux/we_made_a_smurf_rage_quit_and_it_was_amazing/
- https://reddit.com/kfouux
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